September 11, 2008

The Rant's Official Statement on Tony Romo

THE RANT has released its official statement in response to newspaper reports of Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo stopping at midnight to help a couple with a flat car tire. The statement, issued from The Rant's headquarters in Hamilton, Bermuda, is drawn from the novel Catch-22, and reads as follows:


Everything Appleby did, he did well. Appleby was a fair-haired boy from Iowa who believed in God, Motherhood and the American Way of Life, without ever thinking about any of them, and anybody who knew him liked him.

"I hate that son of a bitch," Yossarian growled.


He may be a decent human being, but he's still a Dallas Cowboy, folks.

Posted by Benjamin Kepple at September 11, 2008 11:37 PM | TrackBack
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