July 20, 2008

Brave Ohio Soccer Fans Defeat Invading Brittunculi

THE RANT NOTES with disapproval that at tonight's "friendly" match between Major League Soccer's Columbus Crew and the Premiership's West Ham United, a rather large brawl broke out between upstanding fans of the Columbus squad and wretched partisans of the West Ham squad. Fortunately, from news reports, it appears the brave Ohio soccer fans defeated the West Ham supporters and America's honor was maintained.

Posted by Benjamin Kepple at July 20, 2008 09:52 PM | TrackBack
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