Comments: A Heartwarming Story out of Texas

If you could add a musical background to this blog entry may I suggest an old polka standard: "I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for me!"

Posted by Uncle Dave at March 31, 2006 06:55 PM

I now officially have no guilt about what I had considered for this entry -- quotes from the cremation scene in "Diamonds Are Forever." ("Very ... moving!" "A glowing tribute, Mr Wint!")

Posted by Benjamin Kepple at March 31, 2006 08:59 PM

OK, so the title of the post reflects that scene, but I was going to go all-out.

Posted by Benjamin Kepple at March 31, 2006 10:21 PM

Can't you just cut the fat off, I mean, shes already dead...isn't she. Than throw it in there, it will help her burn.

Posted by sheri at April 2, 2006 03:06 PM

Hmm,I would've agreed with your blog comment, except I just heard a story on the radio. Seems back in the nineties a woman (probably much larger than 457 pounds) died on a cruise ship, had her body shipped back to Seattle and the family had her cremated.

The catch is that her body flooded the cremation chamber and the funeral home burned to the ground. Makes me wonder exactly how our country generally deals with the disposition of the very large. Looks like there's more than one side to this story!

Posted by Art at April 5, 2006 08:49 AM
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