Comments: Mr Kepple Goes to Washington

"What can I tell you, folks? The Weapons of Mass Destruction were RIGHT THERE! I don't know what happened to them!"

Posted by Matthew S. Schwartz at December 7, 2004 03:32 AM

And your Whig Party nominee for President, Benjamin Kepple!

"Read my lips, NO NEW TARIFFS!!!"

or

"Kalamazoo, and Kepple Too!"

Posted by simon from jersey at December 7, 2004 09:14 AM

"Those cracks about 'Kepple Extravaganzos' don't seem quite so damn funn NOW, do they, Geoff?!"

Posted by Geoff Brown at December 7, 2004 05:11 PM

Geoff, Simon et al: ROTFL. I personally liked "That's MISTER Ambassador, pal!"

Posted by Benjamin Kepple at December 7, 2004 07:10 PM

Whig Party. **Scrub**

Posted by Benjamin Kepple at December 7, 2004 07:14 PM

Dude,

Whigs rule. Screw the Green Party. Looking for a viable 3rd party? Why not bring back the Whigs? They could run Millard Fillmore's great great great grandson......

Posted by simon from jersey at December 8, 2004 09:58 AM