Comments: Support from an Unexpected Quarter

So you are using Oliver Willis as proof of something? This is worse than I thought. ;-)

Posted by bryan at June 9, 2003 11:19 PM

You suck, Kepple!

Dean Esmay, Texan

Posted by Dean Esmay at June 10, 2003 12:52 AM

Well, as I see it, if Oliver and I *agree* then we're dealing with a statement of objective fact.

And Dean, my friend, I am sorry but as a Steelers fan I must assert their supremacy.

Posted by Benjamin Kepple at June 10, 2003 08:54 AM

The media manipulation used to make the Cowboys "America's Team" is now being usurped by BushCo™. In otherwords, it ain't true! In either case!
Of course, I'm a Vikings Fan. So I will be bitter and resentful until the day I die. I would have said "until the Vikings finally win a super bowl," but I don't think eternity will last long enough for that to happen.

Posted by Rook at June 11, 2003 11:57 AM

Mr. Kepple-

Officially, I was going to open with "Ben, you ignorant slut." However I thought your comments warranted a harsher verbal slandering, best summed up in a wonderful, succinct, yet powerful word: IDIOT.

I don't think you have dementia, for proper treatment of said condition would never keep people like yourself from crying and whining at the television, muttering incoherent slices of verbal dung like, "Why, God, WHY must he throw it out of bounds!!!! WWWHHHHYYY!!!!!!".

You poor bastards. God felt SO horrible for the atrocity that IS greater Pittsburgh, and the AFC, that even with the constant flood of prayer from Iran, gas stations in Kansas City, and even President Ford after he fell down the stairs AGAIN, he decided that by 1975, enough was enough, NO ONE deserves that much torture. With his own favorite Cowboys doing well, he thought, "better deliver a proper competitor for these obviously superior, mighty warriors."

So the Steelers won, even more than once. Hell, in that time, Marino played for Pitt, the Pirates, despite their ridiculous garb, won the world series. Soon, a great hockey star would descent on the city like a wet fart, who without so many horrible injuries, could have, SHOULD have surpassed the Great One.

I don't have a point here. You of all people should know that by now. I guess, THE STEELERS SUCK will have to suffice.

What is God's next sports pity move? The freakin' Clippers.................

Posted by Simon from Jersey at June 17, 2003 10:34 AM