WE DID IT! WE DID IT! MICHIGAN BEAT FLORIDA! MICHIGAN BEAT FLORIDA! HOLY TOLEDO!
What a game! What a way to start 2008! Holy Mary Mother of God, the Wolverines did it! The defense played great and the offense played great and Arrington and Manningham were on fire and even the coaching was good! Where the hell has this team been all these months? Sure, things weren't perfect -- we did have four turnovers -- but you couldn't have asked for more from this team. Wow! Let us revel in Michigan's 41-35 victory over evil Florida! Ha ha!
Were this any other team -- even USC -- I would celebrate this victory graciously. But it's Florida. Florida, whose undisciplined squad decided they would insult Michigan's honor before and during the game. Florida, whose evil coach Urban Meyer bizarrely claimed at halftime the officiating had hurt his team. Florida, a team whose stupid crowd antics are almost as annoying as Florida State's war chant/tomahawk chop. So chomp chomp, you bastards, because Michigan just whooped yo' ass! I hope you go 3-9 next year and lose to Vanderbilt! Better yet, I hope you lose your 2008 opener against Hawaii! Ha! HA! HAHAHAHAHA!
I do like Percy Harvin, though. Man, can he run. Oh, and not all Florida fans are scoundrels. For instance, I feel this man's pain, because as a Michigan fan, I've been there.
Anyway, THAT was a satisfying end to Michigan's college football season -- the first really satisfying end to a college football season we've had in a long time. I can only hope it kicks off some positive momentum for the 2008 season under Coach Rodriguez and Michigan gloriously marches into bowl season. Finally, my reaction to this wonderful victory can be summed up in one word.
HAIL.
HAIL to the Victors!
Posted by Benjamin Kepple at January 1, 2008 05:04 PM | TrackBack