November 26, 2007

This Had Best Be Some Kind of Sick Joke

THE OLD SAW has it that one buys on rumor and sells on news. Of course, that also works the other way around: sell on rumor and buy on news. To be perfectly frank, this rumor scares the hell out of me: Kirk Ferentz, of Iowa, could be Michigan's next football coach.

(slow motion)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(/slow motion)

Sorry. This is clearly an "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream" moment. Please, God, let this not be true. Please let it be a trial balloon cleverly designed to see if the people would stand for such a thing. Please let Michigan actually conduct a normal search and get a coach that doesn't suck, like Les Miles. Please don't let Michigan figure a way to snatch defeat out of the jaws of victory once again.

Posted by Benjamin Kepple at November 26, 2007 06:06 PM | TrackBack
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