Benjamin Kepple

The Patriots Stole Signals WHY?

I MEAN, MY GOD. It's not even halftime and the New England Patriots are up 24-0 over the San Diego Chargers, who were formerly a good team but have apparently suffered from a lack of Smartyball lately. Boy. I mean, the Patriots are stomping them into the ground like they're ... Oakland or something.

So why exactly were the Patriots cheating again? Gad.