June 15, 2005

A Point of Order

SO I'M WATCHING "Reno 911!" and a commercial for the new Kidman-Farrell vehicle comes on the television. Apparently they are remaking "Bewitched!" The movie looks dreadful, of course. But what gets me is that when Ms Kidman tells Mr Farrell that she's a witch -- the big moment, so to speak -- his response is that he's "a Clippers fan."

I would just like it known that I had the whole "I'm a Clippers fan" thing down before it became with it and popular. Hell, I still have a Clippers bumper sticker on my car. That's my own magic trick: using a $3 bumper sticker to provide the same auto-theft protection as a $600 tracking system. As long as the Clippers don't have a chance at making the playoffs, I'm made in the shade.

OK. To bed.

Posted by Benjamin Kepple at June 15, 2005 12:56 AM | TrackBack
Comments

Mr Farrell RULES!

Posted by: Jesse at June 16, 2005 03:11 PM

Yeah Kidman sure can't fill the shoes of Tabitha!

Posted by: Andrew Ian Dodge at June 19, 2005 03:45 PM