Benjamin Kepple

Call the Inspectors

WE DO HOPE the Government will soon look into a recent case of malfeasance which has troubled our sleep as of late. Apparently, someone at the Census Bureau has renamed Washington state's Bevis Lake as "Butthead Lake" in its internal records.

Washington state wildlife officials say it's all a joke, but clearly, the Government must launch an investigation into this right away. After all, there's a very real danger this "practical joker" could turn his attention to other lakes and water bodies. As such, we are gravely concerned that Kepple Lake, located in Washington state's Turnbull National Wildlife Refuge, could next fall victim to the Census employee's machinations! And we can't have that happen!