... NEXT TIME, as Woody Allen might have put it, why not have William F. Buckley kill the spider? As opposed to trying to flambe it yourself, starting a blaze which pretty much destroys your place of employment and causes the evacuation of a major shopping plaza?
Police in upstate New York have charged a worker at a sporting-goods store with doing just that.
Posted by Benjamin Kepple at June 25, 2004 01:18 AM | TrackBack