June 25, 2004

Today's Important Life Lesson ...

... NEXT TIME, as Woody Allen might have put it, why not have William F. Buckley kill the spider? As opposed to trying to flambe it yourself, starting a blaze which pretty much destroys your place of employment and causes the evacuation of a major shopping plaza?

Police in upstate New York have charged a worker at a sporting-goods store with doing just that.

Posted by Benjamin Kepple at June 25, 2004 01:18 AM | TrackBack